The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a crot nearby room screeching so loudly that I crot wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh memek or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. crot This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', bokeh and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud porn always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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