The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokeh a nearby crot room screeching so loudly that memek I wondered if I should offer to perform an memek exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek porn according to this memek new bokeh study bokeh from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes porn scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all memek men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokeh In other words, crot you can't measure passion in bokep porn terms of decibels: bokep there's sex crot bokeh as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when bokep a woman is genuinely crot aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep crot is not fearing for crot memek a fragile male ego, bokeh crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than bokep shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In bokep my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. It was memek generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, memek crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the porn conclusion bokep of crot another study by two memek researchers bokep from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were porn all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new bokeh study confirms bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' bokep move bokeh on.' porn Sound familiar, crot crot ladies?

The only bokep other reason memek to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where memek loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours crot complained that memek her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

bokeh memek Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At bokep Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded memek the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they porn were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I bokeh can understand crot the need to advertise. memek But bokeh crot if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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