The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the porn memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a crot woman in a bokeh nearby room screeching crot so loudly that bokep I wondered if I should offer to bokeh perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or memek sex worker.

bokep Now, porn according to this new study from the bokep ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. crot It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot porn there's sex porn as performance art, crot and porn sex as bokeh genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts bokeh her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my crot Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another memek study by two bokep researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They porn declared that erotic decibels bokeh were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and memek that women were prone to memek what porn they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to porn encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' crot move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your bokeh sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman crot from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind porn of attention.

bokeh In their book, memek Sex bokeh At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were porn memek noisy during sex - based on observation of memek our nearest primate bokeh cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the porn need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should crot take heed: bokep the best sex may crot just be the quietest.


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