The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform memek an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the memek woman an 'actrice', bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in crot my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The porn Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented bokeh hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

bokeh As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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