The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter porn crot where I memek porn was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby crot room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When bokeh I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. crot In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile crot male ego, bokep she's far more likely bokep to gently bokep sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, memek so bokeh they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving bokeh their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so porn to speak.




A new study confirms the louder porn the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on. porn ' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

crot Well, porn only crot if you want crot to attract bokep a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan memek and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded porn the most bokep likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

bokeh If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the porn need to advertise. memek But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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