The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long porn been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to crot this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it crot all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a porn woman is bokeh genuinely aroused, bokep trusts porn her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd bokeh explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic bokep decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', porn and crot bokep that women were prone to what bokep they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The bokeh only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As memek a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on memek observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that bokep they were fertile and memek bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the bokep need to memek advertise. But if you're not, memek then memek men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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