The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so crot loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform bokeh an exorcism.

memek When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable porn French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according bokeh to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokeh women know and crot all men dread - the memek louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the crot orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than memek shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another bokeh study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, crot crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move memek on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As crot a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out porn their TVs: porn 'As far memek as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn crot keen to copulate.

If bokep you're a sex worker, crot I crot can understand memek the memek need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just memek be porn the quietest.


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