The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the crot memory of a stay in Paris's Latin bokeh Quarter where I was kept porn awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokep so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When crot I bokeh mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or bokep sex worker.

bokep Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women bokeh know and bokeh crot all men dread - the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms porn of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing bokeh for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review crot magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking crot orgasms. It was generally on an bokeh occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving porn their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from bokeh the University of crot Central Lancashire. They declared that bokep erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', porn and memek that women were prone to what they bokep described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order crot to memek encourage their bokep partners crot over the bokeh finishing line, bokep so crot to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked (Stock Image

crot It was like saying: porn bokep 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech memek like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek bokeh said in 2014 after porn neighbours complained that bokeh her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

crot Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokeh - was to alert nearby memek males that they crot were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep bokeh I can crot understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're crot not, memek then men should take heed: memek the porn best sex may just be the quietest.


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